Pseudo Perspective

Pseudo Perspective: an imaginary rule of optics, strongly smelling of the ass it was plucked out of, that sad, basement dwelling, science averse clowns employ, in a desperate and pathetic attempt to prop up their ongoing denial of reality. See Flerfspective

"The whole video of Lake Ponchartrain is pseudo perspective, because of the extreme zoom of the camera compressing the background into the foreground, completely destroying my delusional version of reality into what I desperately call pseudo reality."

by Sammy Rowbotham March 24, 2021

Astral projection

The feeling of being out of your own body, spiritually.

Bro I came so hard last night, I almost experienced an Astral Projection

by Thatonehotdude February 17, 2022

Astril Projection

The art of sucking a pending fart back up your ass and releasing it through your nostrils, accompanied by releasing a load of snot and boogers to go along with it that are known commonly as nostril projections. Another form of astril projection is equal to brown-nosing where you firmly insert your nostrils deep inside of someone's ass and blow enough air in there to lend them a fart.

"I've learned the art of Astril Projection! Baddity! I'm the master!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

projectile butt vomit

Projectile Butt Vomit is another term for and to discrabe diarrhea

I am calling into work to night and telling the boss I have projectile butt vomit

by clint roberts November 13, 2007

perspectify

To put something,anything,into a wider,generally deeper,perspective.

"Oh no! My arms just fallen off and left me for my wife,what am i,sob,going to do?"
"Perspectify,dude...."

by massivehead o mally September 22, 2005

prospector

One who has the innate able to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by nastynate March 14, 2003

Prospect

Congratulations, my Love!

You never cease to make me proud! Keep striving towards all you want in life, you're going to help many.

Never give up. I'm right here by your side through it all, even if only in spirit...

Everything you do and everything you've done only increase your prospect of achievement.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023