plooby

When one scoop's out another's eyeballs and replaces them with one's testicles

I will plooby you in your sleep, man.

by Stuhz December 27, 2007

Poob

When one sits exclusively with a significant other in the freezing cold weather, talking intimately for hours on end.

Oh my god look! Brandon and Sophia are poobing! They must have something special going.

by poobmaster11 November 18, 2019

poubes (poobs)

pubic-like hair that grows on a woman's breasts.

"remember that chick i left with last night?"
"holy shit dude, she had poubes (poobs)!!"

by tiddley March 21, 2009

Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

by jason kalvin March 29, 2010

poobags

A name for a person that is rubbish at everything. Or an expression used to describe something that is not very good.

Hi Poobags how you doing?

That's poobags.

Poobags

by Nic Walker August 23, 2005

poobumhead

term used by young children to describe a very ugly person who is very stupid.

Go away you stupid poobumhead!

by wotever January 26, 2004

Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004