Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014
Get the Procrasturbationmug. v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010
Get the Procrasturbationmug. by what-the-cheese? May 20, 2017
Get the procrasturbationmug. The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011
Get the Procrasturbationmug. #1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014
Get the procrasturbatemug. To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013
Get the Procrasturbatemug. 'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013
Get the Procrasturbationmug.