Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 30, 2017

procasional

Business-casual. Combination of professional and casual.

My suit jacket and tie were a little over the top in the procasional atmosphere.

by radishranch October 3, 2017

Procasturbation

Being to lazy to masturbate, so you put it off until tomorrow.

Last night I was way to tired to masturbate, so I proctasturbated. This procasturbation is an issue.

by Eddiecat October 21, 2017

Procrapsturbate

To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.

Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.

by Animism May 5, 2018

prolapscicle

Taking a shot of Kahlua out of a person's prolapsed anus. In many ways it is very similar to the shot of alcohol known as a blojob.

Would you like to attend a prolapscicle party at my place this weekend?

by StackEm June 21, 2018

Procatstinating

When you pet your cat a LOT to avoid doing other, more adult-like things....

Bae was procatstinating submitting his marketing proposal by petting the shit out of Enzo.

by Dixnballs June 25, 2018

Procasturbation

When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.

Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep

by Tonka Hut December 22, 2019