Procrastiracing

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.

Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!

by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

procon boyz

People who prefer the nintendo switch pro controller over the joycons. Usually are fans on FearsomeFire.

Guy 1: Bro imma get a pro controller
Guy 2: Ayyy procon boyz!!

by BusterBrian April 13, 2019

Procrastinatus extrimus

extreme procrastination (delaying a task) for forever or so like Danielius

Well he's such a procrastinatus extrimus.

by NotConqube December 28, 2019

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

Procrastinator

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.

Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023

strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.

When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.

by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009