Prem

A person who is fully confident in their answers and is 99.99% wrong.

My answer is so prem , woops it was prem.

by fuckbitchesgetmoney22 October 6, 2012

preist

A man who commands the respect of the people, until he starts to molest their children.

"A preist was wandering in the fields near his parish when a frog leapt on him and asked for help. The preist was surprised, but being a man of God, he picked up the frog and asked it what he could do to help. The frog told him that a wicked witch had turned him into a frog for some insignificant little sin, and that to lift the curse he needed to be shown kindness by a human.
"So the preist took the frog into his house and fed and bathed him, and tucked him into bed. And when he awoke next to him was not a frog, but an 11 year old boy!"

"And this, your honour, is the case for the defence."

by i_done_no_poo_here April 6, 2004

prem

short for the english premiership

when dicks older, he will play in the prem

by tom page February 11, 2008

Premajoerszination

1. To completely overreact about EVERYTHING
2. To have no self confidence whatsoever
3. To suck horribly at everything you do

Prematureejaculation, Premajerzination, womanly, not manly, castrated,

ex.1 " Chris, great job doing what you were told" Chris: "What is that suppose to mean you chicken shi* mother fucker*, I am going to kill you" -- somehow Chris felt the compliment was an insult, and he premajoerszinated.

ex.2 someone who says atleast 1 of the following on a daily basis: "I can't", "I suck", "Noone likes me", suffers from premajoerszination
ex.3 when somebody epically fails all the time, you would call him a "premajoerszinater"

by F6528817 May 17, 2011

preemptive self-defense

-preemptive means "to strike first"

-self-defense means "to olny stike once struck upon"

preemptive self-defense used by american spokesman in reference to "iraq war"

by Chris Younker December 6, 2003

ski-premacist

A skiier who thinks they are superior to snowboarders simply because they ski. This attitude is usually found in WASP-y New Englanders decked out in Bogner.

Nothing worse than a ski-premacist when you're trying to enjoy a day on the slopes, bro.

by j3ssme0w January 3, 2010

Premake

Re-imagining a popular modern-day film as if it were filmed in the past. Created and popularized by youtube user "whoiseyevan".

I didn't know Ghostbusters was created in the 50s.

No, dude. It wasn't. You're thinking about the premake.

by Beaglejuice October 5, 2009