PokeShroom

Someone who is great at jokes

Guy 1: Yo, this guy keeps telling amazing jokes
Guy 2: Wow, what a PokeShroom

by internet funni man September 1, 2021

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Smet Poes

A person who acts as a leech in the sense of living off other people's hard work.

Thomas is being a smet poes.

by Swestonian December 23, 2019

Stik poes

When someone is being unreasonable asshole-ish and evil.

Person 1: *gets slapped on the ass repeatedly* "Suzanne why are you such a stik poes!?!"

by Pseudonomously McFakeName May 14, 2022

piel en poes movies

Afrikaans for watching porn. Literally translates to dick and vagina movies

We gonna jerk off and watch piel en poes movies.

by Poepholl Pilot February 15, 2019

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends

Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.

by Eanne May 13, 2005