afgan popsicle

the sexual act of shiting into a codom, freezing it, the taking turns rubbing it on the body of your partner.

Ginni gave Jackson an afgan popsicle he'll never forget. and he smelled like shit

by prithvi klatka September 15, 2012

blow this popsicle stand

a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.

this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand

by cass_4 May 12, 2006

milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.

Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.

by SMcCrab November 5, 2010

Poopsicle

A word to say instead of a curse word.

POOPSICLE I JUST BROKE IT.

by Sam's gurl October 22, 2008

Cherry Popsicle

To receive oral sex after penetrating a woman while she was on her period.

While Jim Bob was tending bar he decided to have a quickie with his girlfriend. After the quickie Jim Bob realized she was on her period but had no time to clean his penis. Later on that night, Jim Bob had an opportunity to receive oral sex from a patron. While receiving oral sex, Jim Bob said "I hope you like my cherry popsicle!"

by TyronneBiggums October 25, 2007

poopnickel

Small, pellet sized pieces of human feces

Me: So did you hear about what Edgar did when he was drunk at Paul's house?

Friend: No, what happend?

Me: He locked himself in the bathroom and shat all over the place, leaving poopnickels on the bathroom floor!

Friend: Gross.

by lounger52 July 9, 2010

Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

by denverAHO January 18, 2009