Group of three girls (Vampire, Maid, and Librarian) that dress to impress and to stop crime in Gensokyo. They do not like fairies, especially ghetto ice fairies that make their own milk. Surprisingly causes more harm than good in most scenarios.
cirno: *being fucking ghetto*
remilia: unless you dance in the next five seconds, youre under arrest
cirno: *dances*
sakuya: youre still under arrest.
scarlet police on ghetto patrol
remilia: unless you dance in the next five seconds, youre under arrest
cirno: *dances*
sakuya: youre still under arrest.
scarlet police on ghetto patrol
by doesmydogiggywearmakeup November 12, 2021
Get the Scarlet Policemug. Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.
Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"
*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."
*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."
*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."
*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"
*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."
*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."
*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."
*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
by Keelahsai August 5, 2009
Get the Life Policemug. by TheBen010 August 14, 2018
Get the Thot Policemug. Police Call: the act of getting United States Marines from the ranks of E-3 and below, in a straight line, from which they walk together and pick up every little fucking piece of trash on the ground, even gum and used dip tabacco.
Police Call: picking up trash, throwing away garbage, pick that shit up, I don't give a fuck what it is, get on line bitches, pick shit up faggots, derogatory words towards all marines E3 and below used to entice a clean up of a specific area, whether it be outside terrain, or inside buildings. If it doesn't grow it goes.
by Terminal Lance Corporal September 25, 2011
Get the Police Callmug. by Bruh123123123 September 9, 2019
Get the Simp Policemug. by snugglecakes September 20, 2013
Get the real policemug. A member of an online community who obsessively points out messages that contain information that has previously been posted.
by Ryan Meier March 3, 2007
Get the repost policemug.