1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008
Get the police lightening mug.Police Patrol or PP is a name for older citizens who think they're the police and monitor youths to see if any suspicious activity is happening.
by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010
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A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.
The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.
The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.
Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.
Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!
Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!
by Loxi July 18, 2009
Get the Police Scanner Perv mug.Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.
Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"
Police Dispatcher: "Where?"
Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"
Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"
Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"
Police Dispatcher: "Where?"
Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"
Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"
Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"
by mdaugh October 27, 2008
Get the Police Dispatcher mug.A country where the police watch what you do and try to control your life. Where there's cameras in town centres and on public transport. Where you can be arrested because of something you said to a friend about the leaders of your country. Where police stop and search people for no reason. Where you can be detained without charge or trial. Where the state plants bugs with impunity. Where protesters have to get police permits, and where police regularly attack protesters.
Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!
Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!
Smash all police states! Down with Patriot Act, ASBOs, CCTV, ID cards, biometrics, no fly lists, Terrorism Act, Gitmo, Belmarsh, Public Order Act, and Nazi bastard politicians and pigs!
by Andy August 6, 2004
Get the police state mug.99% more hardcore than regular Police Officers, the Police Cops are an elite devision of the normal police. Rather than using guns, they physically force bullets into their enemies simply using their hands. To reach them you call 911-1, and even if you have an emergency, the Police Cops will still beat you after they're finished helping you.
by Xero Anarian August 22, 2006
Get the Police Cops mug.The man called the cops and snitched! He's a police ass bitch.
I don't fuck with police ass bitches.
Even if he had only thought of calling the cops, he is still a police ass bitch.
Remember, a police ass bitch can be anyone.
A police ass bitch is someone who tells others information that could cause problems for you.
Sometimes, a police ass bitch can be someone you don't like.
Teachers are often called police ass bitches.
I don't fuck with police ass bitches.
Even if he had only thought of calling the cops, he is still a police ass bitch.
Remember, a police ass bitch can be anyone.
A police ass bitch is someone who tells others information that could cause problems for you.
Sometimes, a police ass bitch can be someone you don't like.
Teachers are often called police ass bitches.
by MasterDFinal December 17, 2021
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