poeslap

A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.

- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit

by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009

loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.

she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets

by neverthere October 11, 2008

Deaf Poets

A Miami based Bluesy-Garage rock band formed in late 2009. Comprised of panty drip maker frontman Sean Wouters and the monogamous, Nikolas Espinosa.

Basically, they're the only underground group from Miami that is worth spending two and a half minutes over to like/love their driven, epic music.

Oh Sally!

Hey brah, you heard that new Deaf Poets joint? Shits fucking EPIC.

by Missy Malone June 20, 2011

poestry

A posting that resembles poetry

Wow, what provocative and emotive word usage. What poestry!

by Hercolena Oliverrrr April 2, 2009

POETS Club

POETS Club: An acronym for Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday Club. Avid "Thank God It's Friday" partakers (TGIFers) will announce their membership with the POETS Club to signify that they are on a no-holds-barred-party-to-the-max Friday.

Bob, the entire office is getting together Friday night at Charlie's Bar at 8. The Lindeman Twins are going to be there too. It's POETS Club all the way--You in?

by Foxxfyrre October 3, 2010

Poeser

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.

Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."

by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014

Poes

Don't be a poes

Haiboo

Mom:come do the dishes

Me: don't be a poes

by anonymous January 2, 2022