Fucking Pigs

a phrase often yelled by someone who believes that one or more fine officers of the law are being unfair or unpleasant

while being restrained by the police for public drinking and resisting arrest the aboriginal man yelled Fucking Pigs

by glorytothevikings November 28, 2011

two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

by smokina fatone August 14, 2011

Bay of Pigs

Having an orgy with two or more fat chicks in a bathtub

"That guy's a chubby chaser, I wonder if a bay of pigs is his thing"

by NapTime March 25, 2014

men are pigs

Men who use their strength to belittle and denounce others as part of their mating rituals. They want nothing long term but they will lie and manipulate to get the notch to show to their friends and then in turn belittle them if they don't have the same number.

They plan out their marks meticulously and the end result is only to get bro fives from their mates. So the whole experience with a man pig isn't that he had sex, it's that he can brag about it.

"baby I care about you so much, when are you going to let me do anal?"

The Men are pigs crowd will say and do anything for higher status with their male pack.

by Lilla July 8, 2012

Reverse Pigs in a Blanket

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.

I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.

by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.

Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs

phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009