phomophobia

The fear of being friends with a homosexual on FaceBook.

I have phomophobia because I fear gay people so much that I can't even be their Facebook friend. I'm also referred to as a fucking pussy ass piece of shit of a person and most likely in the closet myself.

by DjBlairQ November 28, 2020

Phoo

A warrior or A God in the shape of human

man 1: oh i just got owned by phoo :(
man 2: dont feel bad, everyone gets owned by phoo

by Matthew James Hill May 20, 2008

Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

phooser

the state of being mind-blowingly gangster;a wondrous hooligan;the object of every persons desire;being ridiculously good looking

Greg aka El Chico Phooser

by Gana Ria January 25, 2007

phoohielarts

another way of saying, crap, or phoohie,- created for my friend

Oh phoohielarts, I left my homework in the car!!

by cookieluvr November 26, 2010

Phlopalopagus

A large dinosaur. Body like a T-Rex but it has two large floppy bunny ears and comes in the colors of green, purple, and black.

That green Phlopalopagus was about to fondle your left earlobe!

by Phlopalopagus_Toucher July 13, 2011

phooty

Is the combination of an acronym and the word "Booty" to describe a females butt,

(P)retty (H)ot+ Booty = Phooty

Yo Shorty got a Phooty!

by RobV76 November 9, 2013