An incredible man who can make you laugh with his stupid jokes usually relating to “ur mom” or “DEEZ NUTS”. Has an entirely understandable obsession with pop tarts, and has and excellent vibe checking process. He is very agreeable supportive and one of, *the best friend I’ve ever had. Ly Percy💜💅🏼 keep slaying
Person 1: “Percy ate all of my pop tarts, so now a rest pop-tart-less.”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
by Stan Percy and BTS💜 November 16, 2022
An incredible man who can make you laugh with his stupid jokes usually relating to “ur mom” or “DEEZ NUTS”. Has an entirely understandable obsession with pop tarts, and has and excellent vibe checking process. He is very agreeable supportive and one of, *the best friend I’ve ever had. Ly Percy💜💅🏼 keep slaying
Person 1: “Percy ate all of my pop tarts, so now a rest pop-tart-less.”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
Person 2: “ Really? Percy ate all mine to”
by Stan Percy and BTS💜 November 16, 2022
He who is very wonderful, the bestfriend you will ever get, a very intelligent man both street smart and book smart he surely loves money. Lie to him once and there he goes. Never begs for anything sometimes may even seem perfect but finds it really hard to express how he feels. Has too much pride, it sometimes gets in the way of his relationships, he loses people he loves just because he couldn't get over his pride and say what he feels but overall an amazing man with a very big smile.
He is such a Percy
He who is very wonderful, the bestfriend you will ever get, a very intelligent man both street smart and book smart he surely loves money. Lie to him once and there he goes. Never begs for anything sometimes may even seem perfect but finds it really hard to express how he feels. Has too much pride, it sometimes gets in the way of his relationships. He loses people he loves because he couldn't get over his pride and say what he feels but overall an amazing man with a very big smile that lights up the room
He who is very wonderful, the bestfriend you will ever get, a very intelligent man both street and book smart and he surely loves money. Lie to him once and there he goes. Never begs for anything sometimes may even seem perfect but finds it really hard to express how he feels. Has too much pride, it sometimes gets in the way of his relationships. He loses people he loves because he couldn't get over his pride and say what he feels but overall an amazing man with a very big smile that lights up the room.
The Penis Song, by Eric Idle
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
by Marc Country June 05, 2024