Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

fag pretzel

1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.

Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!

by RichBee September 22, 2009

Peez

An electronic cigarette. Usually referring to a juul or nicotine.

Anyone got the peez?
You wanna take a hit on Matt's peez?
No i don't peez that's addicting.

by TheFloridaMan May 28, 2019

peezmo

A dog that humps human beings.

" Get this peezmo off my leg man"

by Stephen October 28, 2004

petzele

a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.

"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.

by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014

Peeterleach

A person that won't stay off of your dick.

Tell that fucking peeterleach over there to stay away from me before I kick his ass!

by Stcyrlucas August 25, 2016

peetential

Word to describe the likelihood of a specific location having a restroom or reasonable place to urinate in.

"Pull over; this place looks like it has peetential."

"OMG the line for the bathroom in this place sucks, but I think the alley out back has peetential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017