nigger peas

Slang term for black eyed peas or blak eyed beans.

She gave me a bowl of nigger peas with rice for dinner.

by DR69 January 15, 2008

peasants

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"

by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012

Pecan Deluxe

A premium threesome blow job in which one person has your dick in their mouth and your nuts are in the mouth of the third person.

These two chicks came over last night and went down on me like mad- I almost busted a nut when they treated me to a Pecan Deluxe!

by culids July 27, 2009

Rest in Peas Burger

A specialized burger that comes with peas!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Rest in Peas Burger, it comes with peas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

whirled peas

SEE: SWIRLED PEAS
A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
as I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... WHIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whispered:) I see dead people."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Dead Peasant

Dead Peasant Policy: a life insurance policy that employers can own as the beneficiary in case their employee dies.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.

Hey my fields will not get plowed if my peasants suddenly die and my crops rot. I need insurance on my dead peasants. Hey, then I can make even more money if I deny my peasants health care and work them to death.

by SpottedBlueDog October 5, 2009

frozen peas

Hard nipples that are obviously visible through a women's shirt.

Did you just see those frozen peas?
Yeah, she should put a sweater on.

by mellieo February 16, 2008