paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003

Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Pavement Gremlin

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.

Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl

by BigSchwing January 7, 2009

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

pavek

The most aggresive mother fucker you will ever meet. Be cautious of the Pavek-he seems cute and innocent on the outside, but he might hit you with a shovel someday.

"Man I can't believe that guy fought four dudes at once, he got blood all over his white supreme hat."
"I know man, he was being such a Pavek"

by Soccerstar69 December 8, 2016

pavelescu

Pavelescu usually liekes Diana, he is a pervert, trust me. Pavelescu usually does PJ (pavel jokes) wich are really pervert. He has no friends because of PJs.

Pavelescu: Diana pliz be my girlfriend
Dia: No, stop stalking me.

by dagurlfoboiizz May 20, 2018

Paveet

Paveet is a strong woman of an Indian background.She is strong and independent

I love paveet

by Paveet April 24, 2019