Patience

The correct terminology for a female modorater who oftenly procrastinates illegally about male members.

Are you going to do your job or are you going to 'patience' about flamey all day.

by Flamey8 February 14, 2008

Impatient Patient

I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting

I'm impatient patient about waiting on a response from her...does she wanna bang or what?

by wessidec April 8, 2011

parthenophile

Psychiatry (also parthophile) - a person who is strongly attracted to young women and/or girls - especially mid-to-late adolescent virgins. Origin: Greek, "parthenos" (virgin, maiden, girl).

It turns out the guy across the street is a parthenophile after all. Once he found out I wasn't a virgin, he started freaking out.

by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011

Patient

A way of referring to a person who may be showing simptoms, signs of being a simp.

A patient, like simp, is someone who puts themselves in a submissive position for coochie.

We hope to find a cure soon.

"Damn, Seb was being such a patient, he was displaying simptoms everywhere."

"Do you think it's best for the doctors to step in?"

by Dextrosity February 24, 2020

Xbox Live Parties

Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.

Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH

Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021

cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.

Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient

by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016

Patience

beautiful, amazing, the best person in the world, hot. Apparently yummy!

WOW your really patience today.

by lolliepop icecream April 16, 2011