Super thick dood. He acts like he's right but like ya know he's not. Also he breaks hospital beds because like-like-like-like he's always getting hurt because he forgets how thicc he is and gets injured so like yes girl. Also he's a vampire so like. Watch out. He will untie your shoes. But like he probably won't unless you are jealous. Like that, and like also read thicc minds. But like other than that he probs won't even bother you. Just kiddingZ he will Bc that's Parker and like he's thick. Also on the streets he is known as Patrick, Parker goat, turtle dood and Mr.Thicc.
Girl 1) oh em gee. Have you seen that Parker dood?
Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!
Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!
by Jellygrrrrrrrr42069 July 14, 2017
A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.
by BuddyTheElf44 June 19, 2010
he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick
by _bitchiknow August 30, 2015
-TITAN-
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 27, 2019
Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.
Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.
by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016
An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.
by david faustino May 07, 2012
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