Parker

A girl who usually is up for anything and loves to get drunk! Very adventurous and outgoing. Loves nature too. She always sticks to the healthier side and eats alot of salad.

Boy 1- Have you seen what Parker eats? She is so healthy and fit;)
Boy 2- i know right!

by AnonymouslyAnonymously135 June 27, 2017

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Parker

A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.

Sandy: Jeff just broke up with me and I didn't do anything.
Candace: Forget him. He's a Parker.

by BuddyTheElf44 June 20, 2010

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he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015

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Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019

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Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016

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