An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.
Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.
by Casey Black February 24, 2010
Get the paralegal mug.A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?
Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
They're all friends with one another?
Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
They're all friends with one another?
Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
by ndfnico April 4, 2011
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Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
by Jules88 January 8, 2012
Get the straight pride parade mug.we are not freaking ambulance drivers...we are the people in the back of the truck who save ur life..and will stick a 12g needle in ur hand if u call us one..or call us for a stumped toe!!
honey the ambulance drivers are here to take u to the hospital..WRONG!! should be.....honey the paramedics and emts are here to save ur sorry ass who can walk to the ambulance
by amberNB November 21, 2007
Get the paramedic mug."My iPod totally joined the black parade yesterday, and I just got it last month! wtf!"
"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."
"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."
by kbw October 14, 2008
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Get the Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista mug.Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?
Joe: No
No one hears about the Ninja Parade
Joe: No
No one hears about the Ninja Parade
by Drew-bie October 27, 2008
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