by B-rad1 May 13, 2008
The couple of bits of bog roll you throw in to prevent backsplash before dropping the kids off at the pool
bro 1: damn, I gotta unload the groceries real bad
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
by eddie would go March 02, 2020
The act of ingesting hydrocodone compounds and proceeding to have a consensual gay chat session with your friend, however neither of you are gay (potentially closeted though, or bi-curious).
by The Wax November 20, 2012
Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 09, 2010
by Hehehehahahahah June 14, 2017
by Tiny atom September 24, 2016
This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009