Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019

Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...

Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable

by Analamy69 October 17, 2020

Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Took The Fag Out The Packet

When a homosexual male comes out of the closet.

Did you Barnabas finally took the fag out the packet today.

by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010

packet tracer

stupid networking software everyone hates

> we started using packet tracer at school

> rip your happiness soul and will to live

by yeehwa November 30, 2021

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007