Vladmir Putin

Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022

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Putangina

A word used by Filipino people to use to express their anger, sadness etc. It is a known profanity in Filipino language.

Example:

"PUTANGINA MO JEPOY DIZON HA ANG PANGET NG PAGMUMUKHA MO NAKITA MO NA BA MUKHA MO SA SALAMIN, TANGINA MO ANG PANGIT MO HA TANGINA MO AT ANO YUNG SINASABI MO NA PULUBI AT TAGAHUGAS AKO NG PINGGAN HA TANGINA MO, TIGNAN MO NGA BAHAY KO VILLAGE YAN AT AT AT IKAW NAMAN TANGINA MO SKWATER? HA? HA? NAGYAYABANG KA PA MAY LAPTOP KA KITA MO TO HAMPAS KO TO SA PAGMUMUKHA MO EH NO TANGINA MO HA O O ANO ANO HA LALABAN KA PA, TANGINA MO MAG-EXTEND KA NA DYAN TIME KA NA E"

“Putangina mo naman Carl, pinagsasabi mo sakin sa fb? Gago ako? Putangina mo with respect"

by Moca Kang Fepe January 24, 2022

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Putting from the rough

Taking it in the ass.

Those fags put from the ruff.

by xzentrk from Good Will Hunting July 12, 2003

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Putin

Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.

There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.

by Admiral_Bongo October 28, 2020

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