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Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside
Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge
by Figusmethat April 12, 2023
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dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis
I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.
by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023
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Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
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Porridge

Not to cold, not to hot……”just right”.
Man it’s so nice outside. It’s porridge!”
by Sweetness3446 July 1, 2022
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porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer
Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer
by DanksyDan November 4, 2022
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Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 6, 2022
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caramel porridge

a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college
hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!
by Slimy weiner May 31, 2022
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