plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

reverse planking

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

Plankin

The art of lying facedown in unusual public places & photgraphing it. The game is judged on creativity & difficulty.

Steve: I saw some crazy kids laying down on the top of my car while his friends took pictures.
Bobby: Man, chill out. They were just plankin.

by adorkable_rhi19 June 29, 2011

two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

plankton

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

by bigblack&hairy235 February 25, 2009

plank

A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020