piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Plissing

Platonic Kissing. The act of two or more individuals kissing that have no intention of engaging in any further sexual involvement.

Did you see John and Sandy last night? They were plissing in the corner of the bar for a good five minutes!

by Jack Sparrowil August 1, 2009

Pliston

A sexual act in which the male cums on the female (or other male) and onsight of his cum, he barfs on the partner....then for finishing touches he urinates on his sexual partner. The final combination of all the excrements result in what is known as a pliston.

Last night I gave Brandon a pliston all in his mouth

by Raja Saldana December 21, 2010

Plesh

Short for pleasure

"You want to give her plesh don't you."
"Bro you are the plesh monster. "

by Nick plesher June 7, 2017

piesaregoodforhealth

A medication, in a pie shaped pill, usually given to criminals or the insane

He gave piesaregoodforhealth to that cereal murdere

by CasualWhy April 28, 2021

Lurking Piles

Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet

Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"

by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020

Rusty Pliers

When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.

Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.

by Do it for Todd April 23, 2021