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Penny Potting

'A person which inserts as many pennies and other forms of currency into the anus for pleasure and takes pride for it.'
It is typical among the male fans of Justin Bieber and One Direction and is classed as a sport in the following countries: United States of America, China, United Kingdom, North Korea, Sweden and Germany.
While watching Justin Bieber's music video for 'Baby', young Alfie was penny potting and squeezed a new record of 19 coins into his ass.
by Itsjames68 April 14, 2014
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Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.
The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.
by nodistortion March 14, 2022
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I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.
"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*
by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016
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Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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putting for eagle

a situation or opportunity that goes extremely well.
"man, I was talking to this chick and when she bent over to tie her shoe, her thong was hanging out. I'm telling ya I was putting for eagle, bro."
by GymRat88 March 26, 2009
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Petting Zoo Bitch

Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.
You see this girl? She ain't no petting zoo bitch
by bomdiggabom April 13, 2011
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pixting

"pixting while driving? shaaaame XD"
by heartstrace December 28, 2013
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