Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006

bash my pasty

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.

"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"

by ronald weasley March 10, 2008

smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

by fumper69 December 22, 2009

tasty pasty

when you antique your taint with flour, then you do some activity to get the flour "pasty" with sweat. Then you scrape off the flour and throw it in someones face.

I gave my buddy Jesse a tasty Pasty

by Eric and Jesse March 12, 2008

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

Furry Pasty

Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.

Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.

“He’s so gert lush I would let him gobble my furry pasty”.

by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018