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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Opportuniwhore

Anyone who takes full advantage and abuses a situation in order to benefit only themselves.

Carly: Can you believe Jack took his secretary to my company's ski day when I was sick?

Adelle: He is such an opportuniwhore.

by whateversosueme February 13, 2013

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?

Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 May 9, 2018

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?

Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018

opportunudist

A person who gets naked whenever and wherever the situation allows s for it without risking incarceration or other problems.

She's always stripping down to her birthday suit when ever we're alone. Such an opportunudist.

by ProfessorDetective May 30, 2018

copportunist

An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.

I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!

by QuacksO June 29, 2018

Topportunist

A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.

male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.

by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019