flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
Get the flex offendermug. A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022
Get the Offendedmug. A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.
Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
by Jusmar March 4, 2013
Get the Offenditymug. Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.
by Monte R June 21, 2007
Get the public offendermug. An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.
by bushlight September 28, 2017
Get the Snitch offendermug. When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom
by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024
Get the registered yap offendermug. When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
Get the offendedmug.