Numpty

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

by Gerry January 28, 2005

numptie

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

by kwirx November 14, 2003

numpty

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

by meark October 27, 2003

numpty

a real ditzy blonde from out in the sticks. she smells sheep and really likes someone called ****

WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!

cLARE

by friend November 5, 2002

Numptious

An adjective to try to begin to describe the indescribable taste of an item, whether it be food or a person who is attractive, as delicious.

"Mmm! This cheeseball is so numptious!"; "Look at that guy at the bar. He's numptious!"

by Booism July 28, 2009

Numptious

The combination of nummy and scrupmtious. Used in defining something uber fantastic and tasty.

That stake we had last night was numptious.

by your a jerk 21 September 26, 2009

numpty

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

by geoff titman January 31, 2003