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Netflix Judgment

When you're watching netflix for too long and Netflix silently judges you by asking if you want to continue watching.
"Dude, I was watching Netflix for like 18hours yesturday and the Netflix Judgment was intense."
by Hunter Jefe November 23, 2017
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netflix and bill

by Nigga Harry Balls June 26, 2016
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The Devils Netflix

A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.
Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.
by Mr. Macadoodles Hilton October 18, 2019
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Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
by Boom69 September 5, 2023
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Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...
by Words of the Wise January 29, 2014
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Netflix Elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow, Netflix Elbow occures when you're holding your phone up for a long period of time to watch Netflix and your arm and elbow start to hurt and ache but you pull through it like a champ because the episode you're watching ends very dramatically so you just have to watch another one. The next day comes and your arm is in pain because you watched 20+ hours of Netflix but you don't care because those several next episodes were totally worth the pain. There is no way to cure Netflix Elbow except by decreasing your chances of getting it by not watching Netflix but who the hell wants to do that.
by gabbys_rad May 7, 2016
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netflix-current

the state of having viewed all available episodes of any television series offered by a media streaming service, i.e. Netflix, Hulu, et al, particularly when awaiting the availability of the most recent or final season of that series.
Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers about last night's episode of Breaking Bad... I'm only Netflix-current and haven't seen any of this season yet!
by n2hairincola March 2, 2015
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