Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

nestoring

1.(verb) The urge to just shoot shit.

2.(adj) Misunderstanding easily

3.(adj) Just a little slow. sometimes prolonged

aww shit, I'm so #nestoring today

i just wanna shoot shit #nestoring

by best freind ever May 29, 2013

knob noster

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.

Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!

by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Nestor Enbloque

A really great cumbia artist from Argentina

My favorite Nestor Enbloque song is "Una Calle Me Separa"

by Sara W. July 31, 2006

Nestor

A bad ass guy who doesn't give a crap about anything, his awesome and funny, all the girls love him. He is an athletic dude who's succeeds at everything he does. He cares for his family and his very known.

Bro why don't you try to be like Nestor, his awesome.

by ekelembekelembakala June 4, 2018

nestea

Having excessive amounts of lemon, it is the worst attempt at sweet tea ever.

Why can't they make nestea without the lemon flavor?!!

by Subcool August 4, 2009

Nestor

El es el chico más lindo, si lo conoces te va a encantar su personalidad su forma de ser, todo. Néstor es un chico muy amable listo y siempre estará ahí si lo necesitas, es muy dulce encantador, tiene una sonrisa muy linda y unos lindos ojos color cafés. Con Néstor siempre la pasarás bien.

Nestor me encantas ! 🥰

by Tu diosa October 28, 2019