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NFT

A crappy glorified JPEG of a furry OC smoking a cigarette or whatever sold at an exorbitantly large price fabricated from environmental hatred, a fuck ton of electricity, a lot of pixels, and a small pinch of creativity. Artists of these garbage heaps tend to avidly defend methods to get them for free, such as screenshotting (even though it's completely legal) and using right click>save as.
Did you see that NFT for sale?
Yeah, it was like a really pixelated Mona Lisa.
by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021
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NFT

Nice Floppy Tities.
Breasts that a bit soggy but nice.
John: Hey Steve! I noticed your sister has some NFT's
Steve: Ohh really? I didn't know she was into crypto.
John: No, not as crypto NFT's. NFT's as in Nice Floppy Tities
by johnthesinner January 11, 2023
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NFT

Non-Functional Testicle
Drake has an NFT
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NFTs

A synonym for scientology and all the qualities associated with it.
Peer 1: Hey bro I just got into NFTs
Peer 2: Dude, why.
Peer 1: Wanna join too?
Peer 2: Hell no man I don't support scams
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 12, 2022
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Furry NFTS

A mocking callout hate term to mock and describe Closed Species since a major portion of the Furry Fandom tends to hate the concept because it's a method of Gatekeeping and Exclusionism and they will blacklist and harass people for doing something they're LEGALLY allowed to do for no reason. The concept is also pointless nowadays as there is no law to prevent anyone from making a Fursona of a Closed Species as they're not copyrighted or trademarked or protected by intellectual property under any circumstances and they're also a joke and always will be because those artists are greedy and live a miserable life because they didn't go learn a trade or go to college to learn to play Monopoly and make more money. And they got issues for not having sex with someone and they're just useless in worlds society and God shall condemn them for Discrimination, Prejudicism, Criticism, etc. as they're just sad peasants and aren't creative or have the knowledge to be creative whatsoever.
Primagen owner: Hey checkout my primagen Fursona and Fursuit I made for it!
Furry Veteran: Aren't those a closed species though?
Primagen owner: Technically they're not as with any other closed species because they're just Furry NFTS as there is nothing to prevent anyone from making a Fursona so you can make one regardless.
Furry Veteran: Bro you're so right about that I never thought of it that way that's hilarious LMFAO. I'm gonna make a primagen fursona and a suit now >:3
Primagen owner: Ayyyyyyyy lets goooooooo! Just make sure not to share them around official groups tho. We gotta crush that old myth and ban it from the fandom our voices shall be heard >:3
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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NFT

by timothée chalamet <3 December 14, 2021
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NFT

short for Non Fuckable Tard typically used when describing a person who buys products such as digital pictures.
Get away from me you NFT!
by Theonetruegamer February 9, 2022
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