muttcellent

mutt⋅cel⋅lent
mutt-suh-luhnt

adjective: most often used in communication by, for, or about multiracial persons (mutts).

1. possessing outstanding or superior merit
2. remarkably good.

Origin
2009
ME: Mutt English
from Old Mutt French, from MLatin muttcellēns, muttcellent-, present participle of muttcellere, to excel; see excel.

Dinner at your house? Muttcellent! I'll be there.
This novel is muttcellent. You ought to read it.

by muttslikeme.wordpress.com March 29, 2009

mutt puff

Air ejected from the canine arse. A dog fart.

The dog let loose an unholy mutt puff in the car this morning.

by Bengerman Porcter October 20, 2013

mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

Mutroom Tip

A big red Clifford that is occurred when you spot a Dayum squesha, she must have triple z's and a bubble butt

I saw this squesha and she gave me the fattest Mutroom Tip, I lost the challenge

by Fezoh November 22, 2013

muntred

The absolute hatred of a munter

Pure unadulterated muntred was plainly visible on his face when he saw that fucking munter

by NarfleMcSmarkle December 20, 2013

mustrash

When a mans mustache is not well groomed causing him to look like white trash or possibly homeless even though you can tell he can afford a razor to trim properly.

Person 1: Have you noticed Grizzly Adams in the corner.

Person 2: Yes I don't know what happened but he looks like complete mustrash.

by HighMaintenance68 April 29, 2016

Mattress Monkey

A prostitute that works in the truck stop parking lots.

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.

by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017