Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."

"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."

by Mezron September 12, 2008

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Kieran Murphy

One of the greatest acoustic guitarists I've ever heard. He an Australian acoustic guitarist who has released 3 albums, 'Per Se' is his best definately. Definately worth a listening.

"Hey man, have you heard of Kieran Murphy?"
"no man is he good?"
"Yeah, he's one of the best. For some reason his videos are off youtube, but you can find his music on: http://www.last.fm/music/Kieran+Murphy "
"Shit, this guy is good"

by Kieran :( February 9, 2009

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Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

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Murphy's Lingerie

When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.

X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?

Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.

X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.

by Shitrax January 14, 2010

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