Muggalo

A juggalo that lacks magical capabilities.

Dave couldn't find a way to the gathering this year. He's a real muggalo.

by LivinginaVandownbytheriver February 25, 2026

Murglow

A person who is dangerously unintelligent and aggressively lazy in a workspace. A Murglow is the person who stands with their hands in their pockets, watching everyone else work while offering "expert" advice on things they don't understand. They are characterized by a total lack of common sense and an uncanny ability to disappear the moment a task requires actual physical effort.

We had to move six heavy desks and a row of filing cabinets today. Everyone was busting their ass, but that murglow just walked around pointing at where the desks 'should go' and complaining that his back 'felt tight' before he even lifted a single drawer, then magically disappeared.

by Done_With_Dumb March 31, 2026

MurgleMaxxing

A form of murgling in which an individual humps their pillow while mewing — a behavior associated with certain online looksmaxxing subcultures — and deliberately refrains from climaxing. This is typically done to prolong arousal and intensify the sensation.

He spent half the night murglemaxxing instead of finishing, claiming it helps with discipline and with his jawline.

by Jellyfish_Juice October 15, 2025

Hawaiian mural

When a dude pulls out and ejaculates on the partner's back

I tried to give my girlfriend a Hawaiian mural last night but she said there was no way.

by JangleFett January 4, 2016

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

flower mural

A strong feeling of disappointment.

"We thought TS6 was being announced but all we got was a flower mural."

by Malw February 4, 2017