muppet blowing 

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

muppet blowing by madman88 May 4, 2015

Muppet Meatlocker 

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

Muppet Meatlocker by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

Muppet Face 

A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.

Clariise used to really a hottie. Now she has turned into just another muppet face bitch.

Muppet Face by jumpin george September 13, 2013

Muppet Necking 

Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.

She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.

Muppet Necking by ledavinci May 29, 2018

Muppet'ed 

Being so fucked up, you feel like a fucking muppet.

"How was that gravity bong hit?" "...holy shit i'm muppet'ed"

Muppet'ed by zjob September 28, 2011

muppet fart 

A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.

Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.

Eat a dick ya muppet fart.

muppet fart by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016

muppet shower 

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

muppet shower by Lo-G January 3, 2008