Muggle Wand

(Noun) : Simply a gun, defined using Harry Potter terminology.

"its all fun and games until the emo kid pulls out a muggle wand at Quidditch practice."

by Yeeteus_Maxima June 4, 2024

Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.

Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.

by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025

Butt Muggle

Same as Butt Phuggle but to take with force, as in mug!

Man that creeper in a trench coat ran up night style and straight butt muggleD dat chick something fierce!

by dirtyballdangler June 10, 2018

Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.

Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!

by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021