Dirty Muffler

When a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.

I was 69'ing with Kim when she sat up and gave me a "Dirty Muffler".

by Big L 11968 November 13, 2011

Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.

I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.

by Truckster38 December 5, 2021

fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty

dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

Dirty Muffler

The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!

by freaknasty1 June 25, 2010

cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018