holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

muffburn

A rash or abrasion received on a mans (or womans) tongue, lip, chin, nose, etc... when he/she has given particuarly active oral sex to a girl. Results from continual rubbing on pubic hair, or pubic hair stubble.

guy1: "Dude, what's up with that rash on your lip?"
guy2: "muffburn man-- 2 hours of oral and I got muffburn!"

by yoshi May 5, 2004

Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 1, 2019

trench-muff

hot, stinky, smelly, mouldy pussy

I pulled of Brittney's panties last nite and she had a mean case of trench-muff.

by Jesse Bueckert May 14, 2006

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016

Pungent Muff

Stagnant vagina. Very smelly from lack of washing.

When she walked past all I could smell was pungent muff.

by Harold J Pensworth August 3, 2016