Morbius

Perhaps one of, no, THE greatest piece of media ever created. Largely considered to be the absolute culmination of all of humanity's work in art, Morbius is a movie starring 2,000-time Oscar winner Jared Leto as Doctor Micheal Morbius, a misunderstood soul who gains the curse of vampirism. Morbius is a story of having to confront and control the beasts locked within oneself, a man's struggle to return to normalcy, and what the horrors any regular person can unleash in the right conditions. It is the first movie to ever sell 30 Morbillion tickets, and has an audience score of 2986% and a critic score of 3012% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Avete Morbius.
Avete Morbius.
Avete Morbius.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Morbsexuality

A sexual orientation directed towards Morbius.
A morbsexual person is attracted to Morbius sexually, they want to fuck Morbius.

Person 1: Are you straight, or do you have another sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm morbsexual.
Person 1: What? Morbsexuality isn't a thing...
Person 3: Um, actually, morbsexuality is a serious thing and anybody who has watched Morbius is easily morbsexual.

by lmaolmao3500 June 1, 2022

Morbius day

The day the hit film Morbius was released, marking the beginnings of Morbing in society. April 1st, 2022.

"Oh my gosh guys! it's Morbius Day!"

by Decafbear June 3, 2022

Morbius is a bad movie.

The most incorrect sentence ever.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Morbius?
Person 2: Yes, but I have to say, Morbius is a bad movie.
Person 1: MORBIUS HATER DETECTED: SEND THE NUKES

by linton411 June 4, 2022

morbium

An undiscovered element that causes morbiuation poisoning.

1: “Hey, my doctor says I need more morbium”
2: “Morbius”

by Chief the Bull June 15, 2022

Morbese

A person who likes Morbius (they are obese)

"Yo, you seen Joe? he's such a Morbese.

by ChuddieSucker March 10, 2023

Morbius Baiting

When a movie hints at Morbius being in it, but he never appears.

Man 1(leaning over to friend while watching a move): Holy shit, I think thats Morbius
Man 2: That's not actually Morbius, the movie is just Morbius Baiting

by ACTUALLYANNA+66 June 10, 2023