Montana

A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.

Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."

by Mozaralio December 17, 2009

Hannah Montana

I stuck up brat that sings about her fame and brags. She is a stupid ugly skank with an ugly smile and a stupid wig. She couldn't sing to save her life! But what's worse is her acting! Anyone can be 5 times better than that! All she thinks is "I'm just to good for all of you!. Again, her songs are about her bragging about how famous she is.

Hannah Montana: Yeah, I'm like so better than you cuz I'm FAMOUS!! YAH! I'm better than ALL YOU! But I suck at everything so YAH!

by swimchick April 12, 2007

montana

an extremely amazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.

"that girl is so awesome!!!!"
"what's her name?"
"montana"
"knew it!"

by justagirl922 October 21, 2009

Hannah Montana

A show that shouldn't even be watched by blind and deaf people.

She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!

Dentist: I see we scheduled and appointment for .... Hannah montana?

Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?

by Lalalalalallalalalalauren December 16, 2008

raging hannah montana

When you get a boner during class and the teacher calls you up to the board.

Billy was called to the board to discuss the theory of the human manly infested dong, When he had a raging hannah montana.

by You should go jack off May 24, 2008

hannah montana

"A dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE!"

Dude hannah montana is such a dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE

by commandersqwigly July 4, 2009

Montana

Most kick ass person you will ever meet. They love to be occupied. And like them selves some Lovin. They can be bitchy and rude. But what they saw is real. They are fun to party with but can party a little too hard.

Person 1: " Hey Whats your name?"
Person 2: " Montana"
Person 1: " Holy Shit! Wanna go party?"
Person 2: " In my mind Im already wasted."
Person 1: " Your Awesome Montana"
Person 2: "I know Bitch."

by SteveTheWhale3455 January 30, 2010