molester fingers

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

by Mrs. L February 7, 2006

Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.

Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.

by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

monesa

Often times a bosss savage bitch. Kind, caring, and loving, unless you set her off. A true blessing.

Talk crazy to Monesa and see if you don't get those hands

by JungleBoi26 December 16, 2016

Ur ancestor a boy molester.

This insult is the reason for global warming. Even if this sentence is muttered the pits of hell draw closer. This insult is the reason your dog died. it insults the murder victims character and the character of all of the ones whom came before him. Please for the love of all things holy and loved in this world never say this.

Succnstein- Ur Granny tranny
YOU- Ur do a nignog
Succnstein- Ur grandpap a trap.
YOU- May the blessed Allah help us all for saying this but...
Succnstein- PLEASE DON'T!

YOU- Ur ancestor a boy molester.
Succnstein combusts into flames as the screams of the damned can be heard.

by Jonnie G from i creec March 17, 2018

False Modesty

To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .

Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...

Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !

by Salmoneus July 13, 2007

Modesto Dude!

1. battle cry heard in Call of Duty or Battlefields.

2. When something sick happens in Modesto.

I saw someone get robbed today!" Where at? "In Modesto Dude!"

by Harry Potter's Daddy November 7, 2010

rasta shasta monasta

Very good weed usually at a mids price. A golden find of a deal/dealer. Sometimes can be just regular weed that doesn't involve a nasty surprise later on, such as: extreme stupidity, random sleep, headaches, or wicked stomach pain

That rasta shasta monasta you got last night made me start seeing shit bro!

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007