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Moistism

An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
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Moingona Mongoose

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
by Neature Guy July 28, 2011
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TikTok Moira

A support player in Overwatch 2 called Moira plays like a DPS character refusing to heal others and only heals himself. People hate TikTok Moira's because they don't understand it's a lifestyle. The out-damage and out-heal everyone on the roster.

It's like Seagul said: 'Moira is a 4a, no cap, straight bussin, on jah, all the homies love her'

Conversation:

Person 1: Hi, do you play Overwatch 2?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a Moira main
Person 1: DPS moira??
Person 2: Yes, Like on the Tokz, all day
Person 1: That shit is Wack homez, why you trippin like that?
Person 2: You don't understand the way of TikTo Moira, it's above your IQ grade.
Person 1: Whateva, I'm going to play Fortnite
Did you get in a match with a TikTok Moira the other day?
by Dankzilla420blaze January 12, 2023
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Moistology

The study of all things moist.
"In order to make the most perfect cake, you need to study moistology for 4 years."
by The Moistologist March 30, 2017
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Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
by Jazpur September 30, 2012
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moistcr1tikal

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.
"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"
by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022
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moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.
Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!
by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007
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