modest mouse

indie band who sounds like a bunch of young kids trying as hard as they can, but is in fact a bunch of 40 year old drunk dudes who spent too much time drinking and not enough time learning how to play their instruments and or singing. i thought lonesome crowded west was great until i realized the guys who made it are way too old to be making music that sounds similar to that i made back in 9th grade.

by the way their lyrics are not genius, they don't even make sense half the time.

"doin the cockroach yea, doin the cockroach yea, yeahhhhh" - modest mouse

by modestmouseequalsshit August 29, 2009

Modest Mouse

One of the most over hyped bands consisting of whiny edge lords whose nuts are hugged by hipsters.

Wow, Modest Mouse is so cool. I love how cool they are, they’re so cool that they’re not cool, which is also cool and ironic.

Man, I love being a hipster.

by Big hate October 31, 2021

modest moused

when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)

Dude Dalton justed Modest Moused in his pants!

by Lester themelester February 8, 2010

modest mouse

Anything big and fat as hell like Issac Brock; lead singer of the now popular band called Modest Mouse.

Man, I ate a whole pizza and when I was done I looked like Modest Mouse!

When that pizza started to digest I knew I was gonna have to grunt out a Modest Mouse turd!

by Tooth February 10, 2005

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

acting molestor

Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.

Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.

by oads December 22, 2009

modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.

Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?

by TMRM December 28, 2005