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rokos modern life

a tv show in the 90's that most of us loved. our parents also liked this show but they were laughing at in for a diffrent reason. there were very bad subliminal messages in the show. for example in one episode there was a town called ballzach
and in another a character named phill the turtle touches the character hef a cow and makes hef angry. phill says sorry but heff stays angry. what would make a cow that angry? what would make you that angry?
rokos modern life a tv show in the ninteys that we all loved
by angelo catalano August 27, 2006
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Modern Loneliness

Modern Loneliness,

We're never alone but always depressed, love my friends to death but I never call and I never text
I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness
by Queen of hearts ♡♡ May 22, 2020
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Rocko's Modern Life

by qwerewq March 18, 2004
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Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)
Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!
by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010
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modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)
Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line
by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005
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Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.
Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.
by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009
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Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare
Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"
by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010
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