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ming

A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences
"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
by Jonathan D October 21, 2007
mugGet the mingmug.

ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.
Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!
by Mel March 26, 2003
mugGet the mingmug.

minge

A small nigerian midget who is partial to a good fagboy
This minge taste like acid chicken
by hacker XXX May 6, 2003
mugGet the mingemug.

minge

a small fury animal that smell like a rotting sardine unless your name is Kate, then it smells like roses
Kate has a rose smelling minge but Tamara has a minge that reeks like sun dried sardine!
by M Inge September 13, 2003
mugGet the mingemug.

minge

Minge, to the bar!
by Sam Nicolson September 23, 2003
mugGet the mingemug.

ming

A fat American white guy without a shirt
"Ew, I really wish that ming would put his shirt on. It's turning my stomach
by Emily Jones July 7, 2005
mugGet the mingmug.

minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
mugGet the minging or blingingmug.

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