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The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**
I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”
by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023
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The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate
His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method
by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016
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staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.
1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!
by mbarsh January 1, 2011
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Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.
Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.
by rgcbub November 8, 2016
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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.
Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.
by yavesh333 August 22, 2011
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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
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