nice meeting you

Something you say when you depart from someone you've just met. Unnecessary if you met a major asshole, bastard, or a bitch.

Kate: Heya, what's your name?
Mike: Mike. What's yours?
Kate: Kate.
Mike: Kay bye, nice meeting you.
Kate: Yeah, you too. Take care.

Mike: Hey, what's your name?
Major Asshole: Major Asshole! You little turd.
Mike: Kay bye.
Asshole: Yeah, bye, you faerie.

by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006

Melting roommate

A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.

P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."

by calvinke November 4, 2010

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

meeting dick

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.

This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!

by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

melting

Melting is when you take a psychedelic and start melting, another word for tripping.

Duuuude, I'm melting hard right now.

by coleusss June 6, 2020

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010