Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

by drudad April 20, 2008

Marthdrix

Someone who has beaten everyone in ownagepe cuz he's too sexy for this.

Marthdrix beat blueelfaraon

by Marthdriix May 7, 2022

Malthius

rectum - from the latin term..
'rektumis anusris', meaning "large brown hole"

l have a lagre dildo, inserted in my Malthius.

by Plato July 20, 2004

marthaluffagus

A marthaluffagus is one who slaves over the stove and cleans the bathroom floors with its giant trunk. Marthaluffaguses are a very rare species of a snuffaluffagreg or a gregaluffagus. You can find Marthaluffaguses in various locations around tripple5 either sleeping on the couch ooor sleeping in its own bed. You can easily spot a marthaluffagus by its distinct breathing habits. The sound is similar to that of a large locomotive or oversized steamboat.

Marthaluffagus whens dinner??

by Uhop pizza dilivery guy October 15, 2007

manthem

A song by the bouncing souls about the bond between friends. from the album how i spent my summer vacation, also a crowd favourite at live shows.
Important to note it is one of few souls song sung by multiple band members

"he's my friend, he's my alibi, he's my accessory to the crime, a bond that will never die, 'till the end of time!"

(chorus from manthem)

by matt April 23, 2007

Manther

I am entering the world of the Manther so I know what I want.... and I know what it is. At 40 years of age, Good looking, Good Job, Nice car, Impeccable Manners, Financially secure, and grooming is excellent. I am confident in my position to lure unsuspecting younger girls (Mid-Late 20's) away from the groping ill dressed baggy pant uneducated stumbling mass of same aged men.

I represent a different more experienced mature, direct and sophisticated approach to sexual encounters. A new delicacy. A seasoned veteran of the sheets and all things therein found. Very selective and thoughtful in my approach. Any gap in attention by my young rivals will be exploited. I am ever ready to out maneuver my young opponents with distractions, humor, experience, and intimidation.

I seek to separate a girl from the herd and get her to believe it is a Magical unforgettable encounter soon to be had in that I will appreciate every inch of her...and not the select parts that only my younger counter parts enjoy for self benefit.

In the end I can go either way in my action...there is always the Cougars that know my ways...and in that we speak the same language....and walk the same walk.....as I am man.....they are always available to me.......

"Ughh I am sick of the frat dudes...Check out that guy over there....He's a Little older but looks great...I think I could get into that Manther for tonight"

by t500titan August 22, 2011

Wedding Marth

The character Marth, from Fire Emblem and the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically wearing his white outfit.

He's gonna kick your ass using wedding Marth. You can't win.

by Chaos_Dude July 18, 2006